Sunday, December 21, 2014

How To Play a Game

Hello Gamers!

Let's talk about games. Not critiquing games, but talking about them.
Specifically: When you’re playing through them.

I personally like to have around me before I start a game these following items:

A drink of some type (can be water, juice, soda, all depends on what time it is)

My headphones (sometimes I wear them around my neck as they are foam and fit around my ear, I like to let the ears breath) with volume control *if you do not own a pair of headphones that has its own volume control, you do not know luxury sir.

(Sorry to get sidetracked here, but if you are a girl, sir applies to you as well, hundreds of years ago "sir" was applied to both as a symbol of status, so if you get offended that's just you...being a baby)

I also like to have my phone, should I need a little break that I don't want to leave my room for, checking up on email and Facebook and such.

I also have my chalkboard nearby, which is handy for when the game has little puzzles for you to solve. I can just write down what the game tells me, and don't have to remember jack.

Those things were some of the many that you may or may not have with you, but I'll list some more just so we can get through this faster. Here. We. GO!

Clothes *they are optional, as long as you have your door closed or are home alone*
Manuals for the game you are playing
YouTube on your phone to see walkthroughs
Cheats *who said cheaters never prosper?*
Snacks (if you can't or more correctly WONT get up and go ten steps to your kitchen to get them yourself, but hey, I’m a minimalist, too. I won't Mike Judge. *insert laugh*
And finally Glasses for those of us who can't see bullocks, anyway. 

All of these things will seriously change up your experience, and maybe even your gameplay.

Remember Gamers: DON’T play naked if you have a window your neighbors can see through, it won’t look pretty, and you might not be play ‘in games for a while.
Resistance is Futile

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