♪ It's the Circle of Nerds, and it moves us all ♪

Hello Nerds!

         

          Today I think I’ll talk about how I go about being a nerd (and yes, how my parents and teachers put up with it)!

          First off, I try to make friends in every kingdom of the Nerd world, be that Manga, Comics, Movies, Games, you name it. The nice thing about my position being a high school student is that I have a never ending world of diversity at my finger-tips, not to mention the students who study under them… yes I do in fact me the goofiest, rowdiest, funniest, insane-ist, weirdest people to walk the earth, that’s right you guessed it: THE TEACHERS.

          The teachers are the elders of the Nerd world, they carry with them experiences and knowledge from their youth, education, and college years, and in the real world, where as we only have the education and youth going for us. Hopefully you’re friends with your teachers, I now I am, in fact I think I have a Nerd crush on my Geometry teacher (he’s just so cool), and even if you aren’t friends with them, try to observe them in the halls talking to one another. You’ll often find that they joke around, tell funny jokes, and be just like teenagers around each-other. To paraphrase Ben Kanobi: you will never find such scum and villainy, just replace scum with pranksters and you have yourself a teacher’s lounge my friends; filled with plotting, scheming, and studying  the students every move in which they report to the head Nerd of the lounge, to think up ways to prank us, deceive us, and ultimately humiliate us. My people.   

So the next time you see a teacher talking real close to another teacher, pray that they overlook you in their master plan of villainy. Be afraid, be very afraid.

          On to the students: We have a very small involvement in the Nerd world right now, think of us like the peasants or fifes to the Manor’s Lord. We do the back breaking work, so that one day we can step up to take the torch, and educate the younglings until such a time we deem fit to pass it along. We have much to learn, but fear not, Nerds always win, anyways.

Resistance is futile

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