Hello Nerds!
I love you, you people are the best! You are in no way in
short supply, and you always come up with the best ideas, do the most dangerous
things in the name of science (or just to have fun getting hurt). Some of the
greatest minds in History were nerds, George Washington went to Army Play as a
child, where he learned how to military and such (M & S…google it… are you
done yet… good…I said that on purpose… now laugh!!! *evil laugh*> I’m so
alone *sniffle*). Now…what was I talking about, OH Yes! Nerds of history, another
was Albert Einstein, who was a famous Physicist, who was famous for his E=Mc
Squared theory, which to me looks like Everyday = McDonalds, and I’d bet he
would eat there if there was on in Germany or even the United States, but they weren’t
that popular back then. Nerds are everywhere in every time, just look at the
Doctor: He’s the most nerd you will ever find, nine hundred years wrapped up in
a nice bow(tie).
The nerd is as you may know a hard worker, for instance
to maintain a good standing in my education I am currently writing these at
11:15 Sunday night, and after I’m done have a book to finish, do a report on,
history work, and then go to bed. Now you may be saying to yourself “hmm, this person is clearly a procrastinator
who should have done things Friday or Saturday so that he wouldn’t be in such a
rush” and one (me) might retort: A. You’re damn
right that I’m a procrastinator, it’s just how I am, and I work much more efficiently
against a clock. B. I was gone all of
Saturday at a Marching Band event, and Friday is my day off, everybody needs
one, (if you’re religious then I’ll pull this one card on you: GOD NEEDED A DAY
OFF). C. I like being a good student so no I will not simply go to bed as if I had
given up, since sixth grade I’ve stayed up as long as I’ve needed to get my
work done, and it’s worked pretty well so far.
So what’s my point to all of this: Nerd’s, keep being
awesome the way you are, keep working hard, and never stop working or giving
in, because when you do, the Borg win.
Resistance = Mc futile
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Of course einstein meant e=McDonald's. It makes much more sense.
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