STO REACHES LEVEL 60!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Nerds!

If any of you are Star Trek Online players, then you've probably seen the new hype about the lvl cap being altered in this past month to allow you to increase to lvl 60! Yes, this means new ranks, instead of being restrained to a vice admiralty you can now go as high as the chain goes: Fleet admiral (or the other title for Klingon characters, I don’t know that one). With this, you can now log thousands of more hours into your career that you never thought possible, because…well… getting to lvl 60 from 50 takes a fraking year, or maybe I’m just slow…but anyways I think this is pretty exciting, considering that once you've hit lvl 50 all there is to do is:

 R&D (if you’re smart and patient to get items you will likely never use)

Borg missions to get you higher lvl gear and Borg toys (if you’re smart, you collected all the parts to basically have a Borg ship, but you’re also a shut-in because to get lvl 12 gear is like… impossible in those missions)

PVP (if you hate other players and just want to let some steam out), Dilithium missions (for the insane)

Dyson Sphere missions (if you just want to die repeatedly)

And finally what most of us do, play DABO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for the people who need to gamble, but don’t want to use real money).

                Explore the brave new worlds of mind dumbingly archaic killing of other players, mind dumbingly monotonous mining, mind numbingly long missions, and mind numblingly  dumb R&D to do: I DON’T WANT TO USE ALL THESE MATERIALS TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT I CAN JUST BUY IN THE EXCHANGE!!!!!!

New features I do like about the game:

New Delta Quadrant missions with Tuvok and many others, new content (soon to hopefully include) Talaxian uniforms!

Dyson Sphere missions… even though they’re extremely hard and sometimes drag on

The Fleet Admiral thing, because… STUFF!

So if you don’t play Star Trek Online, and you’re not convinced yet, take it from a shut in like me, you absolutely owe it to yourself to play the free version (which is like any free to play game, lvl 15 or so) and if you don’t like it by then, you obviously don’t like Star Trek because there is no difference between them!!!!!!

Best wishes, see ya out there Star Trek Fans

Resistance is Futile

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