Sunday, October 19, 2014

P.J.B. Discussion (without crusts)

Hello Nerds!!!!!
How’s your week gone?
Great? Awesome?
Well I’m glad because “here…we…go!”

The modern day nerd knows a lot, but as with all aspects of life we could always know more.
Today I’d like to focus a question that is really hard to answer: James Bond. We know that James Bond as a film series has gone through many actor changes, and we know that they are all in their movies named James Bond, and 007. What many of us wonder is: Are they all one person, or a string of elite alcoholic womanizing athletic daredevils? There are many debates over this, but you’re here to read my take so let’s get started.
I believe that they are a string of people, although it is really hard to swallow, I have to think this way (but in the movie, while watching them, I could care less who’s who). And I have a couple of little proofs to this theory.
       1)      In one of the first Daniel Craig movies, he had “just been promoted (to 007 status)” and was “pushing it” as M puts it, this shows that while 007 is (and always was a title) that HE JUST GOT IT (the promotion), and in my mind, that means all the previous Bond films were used with another “James Bond”.
       2)      None of the actors look alike, now I know it’s difficult to cast people that do but it’s never mentioned in any film by a character that the new bond “Looks different”, meaning that that person probably has never seen a previous incarnation. MY GOODNESS DOCTOR WHO WAS NICE TO US WITH THE REGENERATION THING….BECAUSE IT WAS ON CAMERA.
-          And also, if there is a show on SYFY that is totally devoted to making people look like objects, then why can they not have a field day making Daniel Craig look like Fraking Sean Connery!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, short list right, although I think it’s enough to prove my point of view. I know that the debate will never die until James Bond does, and I hope his track record remains of never dying no matter what.
Resistance is Futile

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