Need for Speed (and a hospital)

Hello Gamers!

Today’s game review will be about Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

This is by far one of the most hilarious games I’ve ever played.

I only say this because I have a hobby, and that is trying to get the police cars to do ridiculously funny things trying to arrest me.
Sometimes this will be smashing into each other

Either way, I bust a gut just watching them topple over hilarious things to get to me; sometimes even causing more trouble than I think I’m worth.

There are some issues I have with the game however.

First, you’re an immortal god, which while it is funny, is sometimes unrealistic. I personally chalk this up as a positive part of the game, but you can take it either way.

Secondly (and these from now on are bad), when cop cars are after you, and you get “busted” there are no repercussions at all. There should be some sort of point value taken away from you when you are busted. It’s similar to Grand Theft Auto five when you die; you just walk out of the hospital Scott free.

Thirdly, the map

I love the map, and I find only one issue with it, and those are fall zones. You can find incredible amounts of places where you just fall off the earth. While this is funny from time to time, during a race it’s really pissing annoying, too.

Fourthly, the cars

There are a wide variety of cars, but I’ve noticed that they all basically handle the same, just at different speeds. You could have ludicrous speed and still have the same handling as if you were going ten miles an hour.

Fifthly, and this kind of goes with number 1, your character doesn’t die from the horrible things you can smash into. What I mean is: you can smash sideways into a wall going over two hundred miles an hour, and your character will simply shake it off… but I suppose if it were more real YOU WOULD NEVER DRIVE AGAIN ANYWAY…

Well, that does it for this critique, see ya next time gamers

Resistance is Futile

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