Leif's Top Ten (sadly no Dave to read them, though)

Hello Nerds!

                I’ve always liked Marching band, and I’m sad to see it go, but in my misery you should find joy. Why you might ask? Is because now that Marching band is over, my Saturdays are now open for more writing time, also Thursdays and Fridays, but anyways…

                When you first become a teenager, I’m sure you were always busy doing XYZ, and I’m no exception, in fact I often have to short change you, and many other things in my life. For this I am sorry, but I’m also excited to start new topics for this week (as I have run out of things to talk about with Gotham, though in the future there may be more things to come) starting with………… How to watch an entire series in only a couple of weeks!

                I’ve done this many times; in fact, I’m currently listening to Enterprise, the prequel to The Original Series of Star Trek. This blog will touch on some of my biggest tips for accomplishing this:

10. Don’t let unimportant things get in the way of watching what you want, especially work

9. Listening is just as good as watching, if you’ve seen it before your brain already remembers it, so just listen instead of watch so you can do other things whilst you complete your quest

8. Find the time to sit down and listen, don’t overwork yourself to the point where efficiency is lost

7. Make yourself comfortable, you need a relaxed body in order for your brain to catch everything

6. Beverages and snacks are lifesavers

5. Reading is hard to do while listening to background noise, avoid unless the background noise is music

3. There is no four, it is lost when you don’t pay attention to both things you’re doing, if you can’t do both, than only do one

3. There is a second three because this would be quite a rubbish top ten if there were only nine; this is not Pirates of the Caribbean, here

2. Try to keep track of time; don’t be locked in your basement for months on end

And the Number one tip for marathons is…………………………..

NEVER STOP HAVING MARATHONS, FOR ANY REASON!!!!!!

Our brains atrophy when not properly dulled by the television

These tips are here to help you for when that favorite show of yours shows up on Netflix, or HBO GO, or whatever you please. Just remember, you didn’t hear them from me.

Resistance is Futile – don’t atrophy, kids

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