Hello Nerds!
Guess what day it is.... well... when I
wrote this it was hump day, and also the release of X MEN DAYS OF FUTURE
PAST!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
Yes, today the newest installment of
the ongoing Xavier with hair, only this time we get drugs, bathrobes, weeds,
the 70’s, Mystique (and yes, still as naked as ever), more drugs, depression,
and a very fast running stoner guy, Peter Dinklage… So basically just the 70’s.
The movie recaps events from the first
movie, Charles is in a depression, Erik is locked up in jail (not like he’s not
used to it… I mean the Holocaust probably prepared him for it, right?), Logan
(after being sent back in time by Kitty Pryde) who’s still so fraking buff
after how many movies over how many years? (14 BLODDY YEARS!!!!!!!) He is sent
back in time to stop a war between humans and mutants, which is weird, because
‘mutant’ should then be stretched to anyone with a genetic disease… which means
that Humans were killing kids with Autism… and that’s just wrong… Then there is
the Brotherhood, led by/included Erik, a little Jewish brat who survived the
Holocaust and who still harbors dark feelings for his mother being shot in
front of him, not cool Shaw! NOT COOL! I would elaborate more, but that would
spoil things for some people.
X-men (which in my minds mean 10 men,
and not “men under Xavier” but I’m just a Roman Numeral Nerd) has been around
for 51 years, which means something must be going right for them, I mean, if
this blog goes on for 51 years… I would have to be pretty darn appealing to you
all, but I’d bet that won’t happen. X Men, as stated before comes from the
non-direct translation of Xavier’s men, his “team” of mutants with superpowers
usually under the leadership of Scott or “Cyclops” but I’d bet money that most
of us consider Wolverine the leader of the team, he’s definitely the Alpha-Male
(he he he wolf pack joke)
I would fervently
recommend this movie to any-one who doesn’t understand time paradoxes, and for
those who do I would extend a warning: you may be confused because of little
holes in the movie, but it’s not as bad as say…Back to the Future.
So go forth my flock, and watch this awesome movie blockbuster that will entertain you for one afternoon, maybe once more a month later, and then will sit on your shelf collecting dust with all the other movies you have, and have an awesome time.
So go forth my flock, and watch this awesome movie blockbuster that will entertain you for one afternoon, maybe once more a month later, and then will sit on your shelf collecting dust with all the other movies you have, and have an awesome time.
Resistance is Futile
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